5 Reasons Why Guys Love Creating Girl Profiles in Facebook

What If The Girl You Fell In Love With Was A BOY

If you too have recently been proposed online by a super-hot girl by name of "Angel Priya" whom you are yet to see face to face, then hold down your horses a bit.

At-least don’t change your relationship status yet, or reveal your actual naughty intentions to her.

Chances are ‘she’ is a ‘he’.

And if your ‘Angel Priya’ is a school girl with b**bs the size of a football field, then congratulations, we have found him for you.

Yes, it’s a ‘him’ not ‘her’, because he is a friend who has been posing as a girl since past 5-6 years.

This is him.

He has been winning "city's ugliest man' crown non-stop since the year of his birth

He has been winning "city's ugliest man" crown non-stop since the year of his birth

Now, now. Don’t go about judging him.

This is his story.

Earlier I ran after everyone for their attention. But none cared about me. None stopped for me. None helped me. Then I watched Batman and decided to turn the tables. And I become an "online girl".

Now, Girls chase me. 

Earlier I ran after girls. Now they chase me. It's another matter that they think me to be a girl. Atleast I get the attention I deserve.

Earlier I ran after girls. Now they chase me. It's another matter that they think me to be a girl. Atleast I get the attention I deserve.(source)

My friend's success story proves that the concept of owning a "girl social profile" isn't as lame an idea as it sounds.

Infact they help you get these 5 things which you can't dream of having as a boy.

1. Get your phone recharged anytime & everytime

What do guys need to get their phone recharged : MONEY.

And what do girls need : A SEDUCTIVE SMILE 

Seductive smile of girls

With an image as seductive as this, even the most kanjar boy will recharge twice the amount you ask for

2. Enter ANY girl's friend list and gather information about her or her friends

I am not a stalker. I am your Facebook friend "Angel Priya"

I am not a stalker. I am your Facebook friend "Angel Priya"

Do the same thing as a boy and get labelled as a STALKER. Or better still, a PERVERT.

This way you also get to directly find from her what she thinks about you.

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3. During exam time boys share their notes only with girls. 

When you seek your friend's help the right way, but he refuses

When you seek your friend's help the right way, but he refuses

So, if you have tried directly asking from your friend about a exam note, and he has refused; then it's time to make a girl's account on facebook.

4.Make friends jealous by proving to them you finally have a GF

Make your friend die of jealousilies

Hotter the pic in your girl profile, more the chance of your friends being dead with jealousy

The first guy who did this should be the sickest man ever taken birth.

What one does here is:

Step 1: Make a 'girl-profile' and send her friend request to your actual profile. Then be gentleman enough to accept 'her' request. After this, the world is yours. 

Step 2: Make her text to you whatever your fantasy is. Show your chat transcripts to your friends and kill them with jealousy.

5. Earn money by selling products / services

You should know that I am a gentleman

Even the crudest man will act like a gentleman in front of a beautiful girl

You are 10 times more likely to sell a product or service if your profile is of a beautiful girl.

Your prospects will also talk politely to you making you believe they are a gentleman.

It's another matter that, mentally they would be thinking, "Oh what an ass!". But after your sales deal is done, you will be truly entitled to think the same.

Conclusion:

Even this morning, I got to read this on Times Of India :

With news like this, it is clear that this craze of making girl profiles isn't going to end anytime soon.

Especially until guys start thinking with their heart instead of what's in their pant.

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